NO KOOKS!
Not sure what a KOOK is? He's the guy that creaks as he walks. The clothes...right off the rack from his local Harley dealer. A cross Between Marlon Brando from "The Wild One" and that dude from "The Village People". And tats...try "the" tat. The size of a postage stamp, smack right in the middle of his arm. His wife thought it was "neat". His bike...rolled right out of the Showroom, with every f*ckin' gadget available. Maybe if he's got the scratch, a billet monster built by O.C.C., the stamp of the KOOK! Not hatin', not by a long shot. The only thing worse than takin' a sucker's money, is NOT takin' a sucker's money! Still not sure what a KOOK is? You'll catch him up at the crack of dawn, takin' his bike down to Main Street to catch a primo parking spot, Only to walk back to his hotel. He'll sit on the thing later, just when you and your crew are rolling in to embark on a Viking grog fest! THIS IS A KOOK !